I don't know where I am or how I got here or why this is happening I just know that if I freak out too much about any of that I keep moving and I'd like to stop moving will you please help me stop moving I'm so freaking TIRED of moving-

[ He rattles it off as fast as he can, somewhat terrified he'll port away again. He manages to not. So far. ]

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.